Thursday’s Poem – God Bless Her

God Bless Her

My wife
was speaking
to her mother
on the telephone
asking
about ideas
for my
Christmas present.

And
my mother-in-law
down in Texas
suggested
why
don’t you
get him
an a handgun?

After all,
she added,
that’s what
your father
is getting
this year.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

3 thoughts on “Thursday’s Poem – God Bless Her

  1. …jonny, i know you & your father-in-law are both smart enough to get trigger-ring locks for the pistols but remember to hide the key from the little woman, just in case she gets those monthly thoughts about cha…

    …sleepin’ on the couch is always preferable to runnin’ down the street in yer underwear dodgin’ bullets…unless of course you’re payin’ a woman for that kinda thing…

    …just sayin’…