This just in…

from the trusty Mrpedals…

From: mrpedal@xxxxx.com>
Date: January 8, 2008 12:22:14 AM GMT+01:00
To: Bike Punk <bikepunk@xxxxx.com>
Subject: If you don’t own a shotgun

get one now. And vodka to sterilize any injuries you may sustain……you know what’s next after this:

When Bodies No Longer Decay

Strange as it may seem, the dead have quit rotting in German cemeteries — they are turning into wax-like corpses. Will the use of burial chambers solve the problem? Or is extensive soil reconditioning the only viable alternative?

Corpses are no longer decaying in many German cemeteries. Instead, the deceased become waxen, an uncanny process that has become so rampant it can no longer be ignored.

Ammo runs out, baseball bats and axe handles break, but a good machete will kill for weeks. Maybe I’ll get me a polearm

—bp

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“Cuts, scrapes, bruises… all in a day’s riding. Then it’s off for some good german beer in a local biergarten.” Munich, Germany

9 thoughts on “This just in…

  1. Thats Werewolves and Vampires. The only thing that kills Zombies is a headshot or decapitation.
    (You know how long it took me to find that polearm??? )

  2. I ALWAYS keep a rock hammer in my car, and luckily I found one the last time I was in the field, so I keep one right next to the bed now.

    I would also consider a bed mounted shotgun holder…..http://www.the-backup.com/
    Watch the commercial, it’s one helluva invention, it’s functional and goes with almost any decor

  3. I am telling you all, it is coming, the day of the zombies. Shotguns are pretty much useless. Single shot bolt action rifle or 45 caliber handguns. I prefer Sig-Sauers compact model due to the easy storage. Also a cricket paddle for those aweful tight quater fights with the undead.

  4. …i need a refresher course in “ghoulish creatures 101: how to kill & dispatch the undead, the already dead & those horrifying mutants from your past”…

    …note to self:::call george romero, get more opinions…