from the trusty Mrpedals…
Date: January 8, 2008 12:22:14 AM GMT+01:00
To: Bike Punk <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: If you don’t own a shotgun
get one now. And vodka to sterilize any injuries you may sustain……you know what’s next after this:
Strange as it may seem, the dead have quit rotting in German cemeteries — they are turning into wax-like corpses. Will the use of burial chambers solve the problem? Or is extensive soil reconditioning the only viable alternative?
Corpses are no longer decaying in many German cemeteries. Instead, the deceased become waxen, an uncanny process that has become so rampant it can no longer be ignored.
Ammo runs out, baseball bats and axe handles break, but a good machete will kill for weeks. Maybe I’ll get me a polearm…