About Pineapple
He tried to call himself, "Malibu." But, you know the rules - you don't get to pick your own nickname. The word "pineapple" came to mind. Sorta tropical, spikey & rough, sweet on the inside. And so a nickname was born.
"Bike mechanic, poet, sage, former collegiate hockey star. Ok, maybe not a star." (This should really be updated. He works for New Belguim now.) "i am full time bicycle mechanic, and all around nice guy. like to ride bikes, but not very far. like poetry, candle-light dinners, and short walks on the beach. i don't like getting hassled, and i don't like capitalization." Fort Collins, Colorado, USA
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I was a recent participant and 2 time champion of ‘No Shave November, an annual event that is just as much fun as it sounds!
We’re getting ready for ‘Jacked-up January’, an event in which I will try, and succeed, to become as swoll as Barry Bonds in one month! I’ll be sure to send you my before and afters. I’ll airbrush out the track marks up my arms and I’ll even try and smile when I’ll probably just be walkin around in a fit of rage.
For those who also accept this challenge, good luck fuckers!
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I can barely get a 5 o’clock shadow in one month, let alone an entire ‘stache.
Im saving my facial hair for SSWC 08. Starting the day after my wife’s birthday… It’s on.
But yes, it is awesome.
And I think we need more info about this ‘Jacked up January’ please.
this is THE ONLY time i ever wished i lived in flagstaff
Glue + Pit hair = Win
bikepunk, if you don’t have your HGH and other anabolics by now you don’t have a chance…
Can women enter?
heck yeah women can.
one more thing, 5 bucks to enter.
Is this a pre-curser to moustache may? Will there be a “Ride” catagory?
No Shit, I want to know who rides the winners ‘stach before I commit. Hell, the winner has to smell the winnings all day.
Jacked-Up January will rock the nation. First, sales of steriods, HGH, and muscle milks will soar beyond imagination. Second, participants will be 35% more likely to run into people/things because they will be so huge. If you’re a girly man and are too weak to participate, paste these links into your browser and get inspired! JACKED-UP JANUARY BEGINS NOW!
http://hogwild.net/images/Balloons/2004.12.01/barry.bonds.jpg
http://www.youtube.com/v/kUXV3ANiFGA&rel=1
http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/#mea=2477