About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

6 thoughts on “Merry Christmas

  1. When we’re operating under Chinese management here in a few years do you think they’ll at least let us keep Santa?

  2. ^^^^^^^^

    Oh yea. But Santa will have his sleigh pulled by Pandas and he’ll expect rice bowls instead of cookies.

    Beyond that, all the same. Pure commercial BS.

  3. Not to piss on the holiday season and all but speaking of the Chinese. Will we have to buy our tanks and bullets from them when we go to war with them in the future or will there be enough heavy industry left in this country to defend us while we shop walmart and trade shit paper thats called money. Just a thought