My Christmas

I type this on a borrowed laptop as my family is together in Sedona this weekend doing Christmas a few days early.

I haven’t much time, so I’ll keep this short and sweet: You know you’re old when you open all your Christmas presents and they consist of five sweaters, a chia pet and a bottle of scotch.

And yes, the sweaters are from my mother, my sisters got me a chia pet and my old man bought me a fifth of 18 year old Glenlivet.

Life sometimes is stranger than fiction.

Merry Christmas everyone.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

6 thoughts on “My Christmas

  1. Eh. You got a ton of shit for the holidays.

    I have 2 presents from friends. Both liquor because that’s how they know me.

    Beyond that, all I have is zero family.

    Tuesday I will be silently enjoying a sub from the local Quick-Chek. But I will throughly enjoy it because I’m not “here or there” as I have been in my life.

    Stop whining.

    This site needs more bikes and boobs than any site I’ve encountered.

    Peace out.

    Merry Christmas.

  2. Merry Ho-Ho to you!
    My old man wouldn’t even think of giving me a bottle of scotch… But, he’s a rational, practical,sober kind of guy-

  3. useful things i learned in law school–[it's a short list]
    how to drink scotch:
    1–pull on a sweater [you lucky s.o.b]
    2–get a glass
    3–put in three ice cubes
    4–fill glass 3/4 full
    5–sip it until gone
    6–enjoy the cubes
    7–repeat as needed