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I type this on a borrowed laptop as my family is together in Sedona this weekend doing Christmas a few days early.
I haven’t much time, so I’ll keep this short and sweet: You know you’re old when you open all your Christmas presents and they consist of five sweaters, a chia pet and a bottle of scotch.
And yes, the sweaters are from my mother, my sisters got me a chia pet and my old man bought me a fifth of 18 year old Glenlivet.
Life sometimes is stranger than fiction.
Merry Christmas everyone.
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Sweet – a chia pet! Thats the gift that keeps on giving.
The scotch goes without saying…
you’re sweet jonny. i’d buy you a gift, but it’s way too late. sorry, my bad.
Eh. You got a ton of shit for the holidays.
I have 2 presents from friends. Both liquor because that’s how they know me.
Beyond that, all I have is zero family.
Tuesday I will be silently enjoying a sub from the local Quick-Chek. But I will throughly enjoy it because I’m not “here or there” as I have been in my life.
Stop whining.
This site needs more bikes and boobs than any site I’ve encountered.
Peace out.
Merry Christmas.
Merry Ho-Ho to you!
My old man wouldn’t even think of giving me a bottle of scotch… But, he’s a rational, practical,sober kind of guy-
same to you man..
Merry Christmas to all
useful things i learned in law school–[it’s a short list]
how to drink scotch:
1–pull on a sweater [you lucky s.o.b]
2–get a glass
3–put in three ice cubes
4–fill glass 3/4 full
5–sip it until gone
6–enjoy the cubes
7–repeat as needed