The whole Virgins myth stems from an error made in the transcription of the original manuscript. It’s actually Virginians awaiting those assbags-they’re up there shining Thomas Jefferson’s boots.
“Novice in convent garden is frightening pigeons from newly planted seeds by waving her hands and shouting, “Fuck off!” to the birds. Mother Superior is aghast and runs quickly to the little nun. “Sshhhhhh,” says the Mother Superior, “that’s not the way to do it. You must just say ‘shoo shoo’ and they’ll fuck off by themselves.”
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If it was only that easy with the endless assholes who strive to fuck up the world. 90% of people just want to go about their day and take care of their own. It’s the other 10% who live to “misbehave”. We don’t need to find the “gay” gene or the “alcoholic” gene. We need to find the “asshole” gene. And then shoot on sight. Next months rent says Bush has that gene. Any takers ??
That rant finished, I’m 3/4 drunk and need mucho sleep.
Peace out.
PS: If they ever find the “alcoholic” gene, I am so applying for federal subsidies. bwhahahahahahaha
December 18th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
The whole Virgins myth stems from an error made in the transcription of the original manuscript. It’s actually Virginians awaiting those assbags-they’re up there shining Thomas Jefferson’s boots.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:03 pm
Oh Shit. That’s
FUNNY. Somehow I find the image of nuns with shotguns oddly appealing.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:07 pm
Grinning nuns with guns… almost makes me wish I had a bible… almost.
December 18th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Oi vey. That picture is too fucking funny. Bwhahahahahahahaha
December 19th, 2007 at 12:22 am
LOL!!!
December 19th, 2007 at 9:04 am
Steve Martin has a pretty funny take on the whole 72 virgins thing:
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/2007/01/29/070129sh_shouts_martin
December 19th, 2007 at 1:43 pm
“Virgin 41. Hi I’m Becky… Oh you again” ROFLOL I love Steve Martin.
Opus
December 19th, 2007 at 6:22 pm
How do you get a nun pregnant?
December 19th, 2007 at 7:22 pm
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
OK. I’ll bite. How do you get a nun pregnant ??
December 19th, 2007 at 8:05 pm
“Novice in convent garden is frightening pigeons from newly planted seeds by waving her hands and shouting, “Fuck off!” to the birds. Mother Superior is aghast and runs quickly to the little nun. “Sshhhhhh,” says the Mother Superior, “that’s not the way to do it. You must just say ‘shoo shoo’ and they’ll fuck off by themselves.”
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If it was only that easy with the endless assholes who strive to fuck up the world. 90% of people just want to go about their day and take care of their own. It’s the other 10% who live to “misbehave”. We don’t need to find the “gay” gene or the “alcoholic” gene. We need to find the “asshole” gene. And then shoot on sight. Next months rent says Bush has that gene. Any takers ??
That rant finished, I’m 3/4 drunk and need mucho sleep.
Peace out.
PS: If they ever find the “alcoholic” gene, I am so applying for federal subsidies. bwhahahahahahaha
December 19th, 2007 at 8:56 pm
Oh man.
What the fuck ??!!
Now bikepunk has another reason to piddle on me.
Good or bad, at least the Repubs are doing something. We live in interesting times and the future goes to those who act.
Dems…..close up shop. Let another party take over.
OK…..now I’m heading to sleep.
December 20th, 2007 at 10:06 am
ya f— her.