You can even use it as a pick-up line after at the bar. “Hey I just signed a petition to get y’all ladies equal prize money when y’all do your 20 mile loop. Howz about we go get a bit crazy in my pick-em-up truck?”
‘Well, sure darlin. I got nothing better to do for 3 minutes.”
If it doesn’t work, its because you are too drunk and speaking in ‘only-vowel’ A language not spoken by American women; only pikey-girls from the UK. Or it’s because you smell just like that bum that sits in front of their laundromat with his shopping cart of madness that they caught sniffing their cotton panties fresh from the dryer saying something like ‘lickinn them cinnamon buns till the goat milk comes…’
That should get you to sign. Its about the paycheck, stupid.