This story ain’t new, and I’ve had this email in my inbox for months. ‘Bout time I post it, wouldn’t ya say?
Subject: Heroes save cyclist
Hi Drunk Johnny. Long time reader first time sender. Thought you’d like this one. This incident happened near my workplace in downtown Ottawa. They only charged the driver with “making an unsafe turn”. They could instead have branded his forehead with with an asshole shaped branding iron to remind him where it was when this happened. For the first time in my life, I thank g*d for big burley manly-men…
I’ll bet those boys threw that car. Good on ya.by