Subject: Sorry, had to pass this on…
Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: The Linc – they never have a touchdown there .
Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.
Q: Why doesn’t Camden have a professional footbal l team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.
Q: What’s the difference between the Philadelphia Eagle & a dollar bill?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.
And my favorite:
Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.
Doesn’t Andy Reid have a Super Bowl ring? Fat lot of good it’s doin’ us…by