About them Eagles

From: Brinky
Subject: Sorry, had to pass this on…
Q: What do you call 53 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.

Q: How do you keep a Philadelphia Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.

Q: Where do you go in Philadelphia in case of a tornado?
A: The Linc – they never have a touchdown there .

Q: What do you call a Philadelphia Eagle with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief.

Q: Why doesn’t Camden have a professional footbal l team?
A: Because then Philadelphia would want one.

Q: What’s the difference between the Philadelphia Eagle & a dollar bill?
A: You can get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

Q: How many Philadelphia Eagles does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A: Nobody knows and we may never find out.

And my favorite:

Q: What do the Philadelphia Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell “Jesus Christ”.

Doesn’t Andy Reid have a Super Bowl ring? Fat lot of good it’s doin’ us…

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

13 thoughts on “About them Eagles

  1. …& then there are the ’49ers…

    …i guess we did win a few big ones at one time…

  2. What a minute . . . Pilly has a real PRO Football team?
    I just thought, because of the now longer schedule, they were the equivalent of the Washington Generals in basketball for the NFL.
    You know, the real NFL team puts the Eagles in the schedule as a sort of televised training “game”.
    Kind of like an extra week off, but everyone runs around a bit, and the stadium make a bit of money selling Beer and Dogs.

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  4. Oh SNAP… it’s like being a Tottenham Hotspur fan… Ouch.

    If Chelsea are the Yankees, Spurs are definitely the Eagles. Nice comparison.

  5. …& then there are the ‘49ers…

    …i guess we did win a few big ones at one time…

    are you kidding? the 49ers won a FEW big ones? they were one of the greatest NFL franchises ever in the 80s and 90s. what type of fan are you


  6. …& then there are the ‘49ers…

    …i guess we did win a few big ones at one time…

    You GUESS you won a FEW big ones? Any fan of the 49ers, Cowboys, Broncos, or Patriots have NO reason to complain about their team for at least 20 years. All of them at one point DOMINATED the NFL for years. Try talking to a Lions, Cardinals, or Jets fan about hard times.

  7. …matt n’ dan…

    …simply a frustrated one…

    …i’ve been posting all season in reply to jonny’s “the eagles suck” comments w/ my own “my team sucks worse” cuz although the 49ers win/loss record is not as bad as miami’s, their stats consistently lead 90% of the “worst in the league” categories…look it up…

    …when eddie debartolo & carmen policy were involved, there was so much pride in every aspect of the team, but what’s discouraging is that since eddie was forced to sell to his sister & her husband, the ’9ers organization has never shown an interest in the pride or enthusiasm that it would take to bring this team back to prominence…

    …so my line “i guess we did win a few big ones at one time” was totally facetious…w/ eddie & carmen, the team wasn’t just good, they were glorious…
    …i mean, the only team w/ five super bowl appearances to win all five times…

    …w/ jerry rice, roger craig, recently departed bill walsh,(not fair to name names cuz there were so many greats), we’d argue over joe montana & steve young, hell, how many teams have that kinda problem…

    …so take that one line w/ a grain of salt but when i say my team has sucked since eddie left, thats bank…

  8. How bout them Falcons? Playing the Saints on Monday Night. Should call it the Toilet Bowl.

    Fuck da Saint’s anyone? F-d-Falcons too, fer good measure.

    And fuck you Floyd!

  9. Hey fuck all of you. Try going from being in the Superbowl to being a super joke. yeah I mean the Bears. I waited 21 long god damn years to see my team go to the bowl again to have them super suck this year is just like salt in the wound. Fuck Grossman, Griese and the whole offensive line as well as my boy Urlacher, only two ints this year, and a 3 sacks I think. Fucker went from Superman to bumble the boy wonder in one summer. Plus to add more salt to the wound the old lady is a god forsaken Packers fan so all season I have had to listen to Favre this, Favre that. Fuck you and your Favre. Sorry just watched a clip of the Bears losing in the last three minutes of a game. Oh that is every game this year.