You can smell the anger from here…
Subject: December 16th mark your calendar
Shawn and Jeff’s birthday Death Race
These two guys named Shawn and Jeff have a birthday a couple days apart. They worked in the same shop for years and talked shit about who is fastest on the street forever. It is now time to prove it once and for all. AND EVERYONE IS INVITED
Fixies only….. or go home… on Sunday, December 16th for a birthday celebration.
We start at The Rouge Bar with your bikes locked at 8pm, slam a beer then ride that thing any which way to 4peaks: as long as the rear wheel is fixed… lock your fixie, slam a Kilt Lifter… ride through main campus to the fountain by the MU where a surprise will await then ride to Boulders On Broadway (newest bike friendly bar in town) at the corner of Broadway and Roosevelt and slam another beer then it is an all out sprint to Casey Moore’s… lock it up and first one through the gate wins the glory….. we’ve been talking shit for a long time…. see who wins! Pass the word…. this is fixie racing like Tempe has never experienced………leave your sisters’ pants at home hipsters…….. bring it!