Salmon Sperm, not just for breakfast anymore

File this under what the fuck?

Salmon Sperm & Bicycles – Together at Last
If you’re lucky, you, too, can ride around safely after dark thanks to millions of salmon sperm.

Recent research has shown that a thin layer of DNA from salmon sperm has such fine optical qualities that it increases the strength and effectiveness of light diodes by holding onto the electrons longer than synthetic materials.

You are looking at salmon sperm. Do you feel uncomfortable?

The two light diodes on top show conventional materials holding onto electrons. The two bottom ones show the qualities of salmon sperm.

Source: cycleliciousness.blogspot.com

I had to check the calender and make sure this wasn’t April 1st…

I think I’d rather crawl home from the bar blitzed holding a candle in front of my handlebars (and yeah, I know it wouldn’t work for shit) than have fish baby batter light my way.

But that’s just me.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

10 thoughts on “Salmon Sperm, not just for breakfast anymore

  1. so i just got back from 6 hours and 10 pints at Casey Moore’s and i heard a lot of funny shit tonight
    but “fish baby batter” takes the prize

    rock.

  2. How on earth do they even come up with the idea to test this shit?!

    “Hey, let’s smear some salmon jizz on my glasses to see if it helps!”

    “O.k., great idea!”

    Oy vey.

  3. > How on earth do they even come up with the idea to test this shit?!

    It just “came” to him one night… he saw the light.

  4. …the first two comments stand together as hugely funny…

    …but regarding the title, what the hell exactly have you been eating for breakfast lately ???…

    …just wonderin’…

  5. …but regarding the title, what the hell exactly have you been eating for breakfast lately ???…

    Youngster, you just don’t know Anita Bryant, or your pop culture circa 1970-80…

    Opus

  6. …then perhaps you’d like to enlighten me…

    …i started disregarding anita when she started disrespecting a reasonably large portion of the population back then…

    …orange juice i remember, salmon sperm not so much…

    …while i’m neither young nor gay, i have clue nada as to wtf yer talkin’ about…