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File this under what the fuck?
Salmon Sperm & Bicycles – Together at Last
If you’re lucky, you, too, can ride around safely after dark thanks to millions of salmon sperm.Recent research has shown that a thin layer of DNA from salmon sperm has such fine optical qualities that it increases the strength and effectiveness of light diodes by holding onto the electrons longer than synthetic materials.
The two light diodes on top show conventional materials holding onto electrons. The two bottom ones show the qualities of salmon sperm.
Source: cycleliciousness.blogspot.com
I had to check the calender and make sure this wasn’t April 1st…
I think I’d rather crawl home from the bar blitzed holding a candle in front of my handlebars (and yeah, I know it wouldn’t work for shit) than have fish baby batter light my way.
But that’s just me.
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So who’s the unlucky bastard that had to jerk the salmon off?
That’d be the new guy…
so i just got back from 6 hours and 10 pints at Casey Moore’s and i heard a lot of funny shit tonight
but “fish baby batter” takes the prize
rock.
How on earth do they even come up with the idea to test this shit?!
“Hey, let’s smear some salmon jizz on my glasses to see if it helps!”
“O.k., great idea!”
Oy vey.
> How on earth do they even come up with the idea to test this shit?!
It just “came” to him one night… he saw the light.
Man, you just have to love and resoect Science for crazy-ass shit like this.
Rock on, Einstein. Rock on.
I want to meant to scientist that came up with that idea….he must have been higher than bird pussy…
…the first two comments stand together as hugely funny…
…but regarding the title, what the hell exactly have you been eating for breakfast lately ???…
…just wonderin’…
…but regarding the title, what the hell exactly have you been eating for breakfast lately ???…
Youngster, you just don’t know Anita Bryant, or your pop culture circa 1970-80…
Opus
…then perhaps you’d like to enlighten me…
…i started disregarding anita when she started disrespecting a reasonably large portion of the population back then…
…orange juice i remember, salmon sperm not so much…
…while i’m neither young nor gay, i have clue nada as to wtf yer talkin’ about…