Man, I get a lot of fucking stupid email.
Black market is online again !
1. Heroin, in liquid and crystal form.
2. Rocket fuel and Tomohawk rockets (serious enquiries only).
3. Other rockets (Air-to-Air), orders in batches of 10.
4. New shipment of cocaine has arrived, buy 9 grams and get 10th for free.
5. We also offer gay-slaves for sale, we offer only such service on the NET,
you can choose the one you like, then get straight to business.
6. Fake currencies, such as Euros and US dollars, prices would match competition.
7. Also, as always, we offer widest range of child pornography and exclusive lolita
galleries, to keep out clients busy.
Everyone is welcome, be it in States or any other place worldwide.
ATTENTION. Clearance offer. Buy 30 grams of heroin, get 5 free.
Prepay your batch of rockets (air-to-air) and recieve a portable rocket-lacuncher.
For security reasons, please email me if you want to get address of our online shop.
I need to stock up on that shit. Winter is just around the bend. And that means one thing: its time for indoor sports.
Check this one out: Zero Per Gallon.
BIKING KICKS ASS
Biking is fun. Biking is fast.
Biking is quiet. Biking is cool.
Biking is healthy. Biking is simple.
Biking costs less for us.
Biking costs less for our cities.
Biking costs less for the planet.
Go ride a bike. And spread the word.
I don’t think he’s counting all the fucking bon-bons I’m railing down my gullet… Dude. This kid I work with always brings in all this candy. Like bags of the shit. And I just keep eat’n it.
Someone told me, “You don’t have to eat it just because it’s there.”
Yeah right. And fuck that. If it’s there, I’m eating it.
Today’s link dump:
I have to actually start riding my bike this weekend. Or, bikes as the case may be. I hate to call it “training”, but that is exactly what it is. God help me. I’ve got eight weeks to try and pull together some semblance of fitness. Come February 16th, I gotta ride the Old Pueblo.
I am so gonna die.
This morning’s silly video: Markus Stöckl blazing straight down a hill at 130.7 miles per hour.
That would be a new World Speed Record for “series mountain bikes”.by