Happy New Year everyone. I hope 2007 treated you well, and 2008 treats you even better.

One in from Uncle Pistol: From: Pistol Pete Subject: Got a fixed gear habit… …And a Mexican tan, So, doing research on Steamroller durability. Got to Mazatlan three days ago, and it´s cold. Gonna spend New Years here with old amigos then bolting off down around Manzanillo way. It´s good to be back and dodging Read the full article…

Funny how the people who stand to be the most impacted by global warming are the same folks who fail to see any truth to it. The area that will by completely inundated by the rising ocean—and not in a century but in the lifetime of my two cats—are the American southeast, including the most Read the full article…

From: Vape Subject: Flying the DC colors Hey Jonny, Just wanted to let you know that we be keepin the faith over here in Indiana. This is from the Hilly Hundred back in October: richardlebeau.com Good looking out. Indiana also appears to be the land of giant s’mores. And this kid ain’t scared. Never done Read the full article…

File this on under “public service announcement”. From: Patrick Subject: Martha’s eggnog She might be the definition of the word douche, but the lady is boozer. Happy holidays. 12 eggs, separated 1 1/2 cups superfine sugar 1 quart whole milk 1 1/2 quarts heavy cream 3 cups bourbon 1/2 cup dark rum 2 cups cognac Read the full article…

This just in… hey y’all Registration for the Single Speed World Championships 2008 in Napa, CA, USA, will open on January 1, 2008, at 12:00 a.m. PST. We will post an on-line form for people to fill out and email to us soon. Again, registration does not open until January 1, 2008 at 12:00 a.m. Read the full article…

we were walking through his garlic fields outside truth or consequences. Bill told me the kids weren’t coming over. The kids never come over anymore.

This, to my best recollection, is the first “write a caption” deal on drunkcyclist.com. The New Yorker does the same thing, undoubtedly better than we every will. But, you get the idea. Leave your best lines below in the comment section.

Great tag line. Gotta love it. What’s smug and deserves to be decapitated? Matthew Parris: My Week A festive custom we could do worse than foster would be stringing piano wire across country lanes to decapitate cyclists. It’s not just the Lycra, though Heaven knows this atrocity alone should be a capital offence; nor the Read the full article…

6 in the morning I read somewhere once about a writer who as he got older no longer stayed up late at night chasing his demons instead he’d get up early and grab the bitch by the throat. I guess that’s why I’m writing this at 6 in the morning.

One day little Jonny heard a noise and peeked into his parents room to check it out. He opened the door to see his mom bent over the dresser and dad going at it behind her. Jonny’s dad saw him and gave him a little wink as Jonny closed the door. After business was finished Read the full article…