Lowe’s

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around Lowe’s Building Supply when they collide.

The old guy says to the young guy, “Sorry about that. I’m looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going.

“The young guy says, “That’s OK. It’s a coincidence. I’m looking for my wife, too. I can’t find her and I’m getting a little desperate.”

The old guy says, “Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?”

The young guy says, “Well, she is 24 yrs old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big boobs, and she’s wearing tight white shorts, a halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?”

The old guy says…… “Doesn’t matter — let’s look for yours.”

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

4 thoughts on “Lowe’s

  1. nice one —

    ok here’s a CLEAN one — what do you get when you cross a raving insomniac with an agnostic that has dyslexia?

    someone who lies awake at night wondering if there really is a dog…

  2. What do you get when you cross Sir Edmund Hillary with Typhoid Mary?

    Nothing. You can’t cross a scalar with a vector.

  3. What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?

    The oyster shucker shucks between fits.

  4. What name would you give a mexican with a rubber toe?

    Roberto

    I laughed my ass off at the ‘oyster shucker’ one. . .