5 times I have deleted my post.
5 times I have written
5 times I have deleted
5 times I have tried
5 times and I’m done trying

11 Responses to “5 Times”

1. Mark Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 1:39 pm

   Boo! Step it up!

2. Bush43 Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 1:40 pm

   put the post up you fucking jerk

   it’s not like you’re gonna lower the quality of writing around here or anything like that

   Pussy!

3. Bush43 Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 1:41 pm

   put the post up you fucking jerk!

   It’s not like you’re gonna lower the quality of writing around here.

   Pussy!

4. Humpty Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 1:47 pm

   One heart, two heart….uh, red heart , blue heart….

5. Marrock Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 2:29 pm

   *posts a random quote to fill the void*

   “As a nation, we began by declaring that “All men are created equal.” We now practically read it, “All men are created equal, except Negroes.” Soon, it will read “All men are created equal, except Negroes, and Foreigners and Catholics.” When it comes to this, I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty. To Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure and without the base alloy of hypocrisy” –Abraham Lincoln

6. dirtybiker Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 2:30 pm

   how about this Haiku:

   Poetry is lame
   talk shit about bikes and beer
   don’t forget the sluts

   chris-

7. fritzaholic Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 2:55 pm

   Chris, you need to go back to poetry school and re-read the section on Haiku.
   5-7-5 bro
   5-7-5
   damn

8. dirtybiker Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 5:34 pm

   i really tried to be a wise ass and make it 5-7-5
   maybe my counting is broken
   i am even sitting in my office right now clapping my hands like a 2nd grader and counting
   poetry is extra lame now
   fuck it. its happy hour

9. Rowdy Butler Yeats Says:
   November 29th, 2007 at 5:46 pm

   roses are red
   violets are blue
   i’m schizophrenic
   and so am i

10. DrunkenBiker Says:
    November 29th, 2007 at 7:22 pm

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    You got a purty mouth,
    So come over here and say Mooo

    The Indiana version of “Deliverance”.

11. Marty Says:
    November 29th, 2007 at 8:43 pm

    haiku about spam = spamku

    A young pig is born–
    a life full of potential.
    Cut short by Hormel.

    millions die in Chad
    U.S. sends Spam over night
    millions die in Chad