So I get this email…
From: Husky Midget
Subject: Big Schwannson
BDJ whats up? I never knew a scewdriver could be classified as a concealed weapon. I’ve got a concealed weapon behind my fly. I like to gag drivers with it who cut me off. It doesn’t even leave a mark. Have you picked all the scabs off your balls yet? Maybe you should open your eyes when you ride. I know you were probably day dreaming about some sweater meat. PA has been grey lately and dark around 5:30. We’ve been night riding to soothe and suppress the wild urge to stab people with screwdrivers. You know how it is. I’d like to come blacken your eye sockets with my hamfists someday. You’ll know I’m in town when you see a deer head in your backyard.
Oh, I almost forgot – SNAKEHAWK.
The kid is a danger to himself and others.
Good thing I’ve got plenty of gin.by