This is one of the dumbest mother fucking things I’ve seen in a long time. And believe me, I see a lot of stupid shit.
Self Edge and Iron Heart have come together to bring you the world’s first pair of jeans designed from the ground up for cyclists. It was only a matter of time, that somebody would take the needs of the cycling community into consideration on something as basic as denim. Months of testing and analyzing where other jeans failed during extended use while cycling led to the creation of the SEXIH03 – to create a middle ground between fashion and functionality. For those that enjoy artisan Japanese denim, cycling, and fashion these are the ultimate pair of jeans. Made in Japan from the world’s heaviest weight denim coming in at twenty-one ounces per square yard.
Only 125 pairs of the selvedge indigo model and 25 of the non-selvedge black model were made. Both will be retailing for 360 USD.
Yo, that’s Three Hundred and Sixty US Dollars, kid. As in what some people make in a week in the “industry”. You want to make something for the “needs of the cycling community”? Make it cost $10.
The last pair of jeans I bought, brand new, were $19.99.
You people can kiss my ass. Seriously.
I know some guys that would straight up jack a kid who shows up on his fixy with a $360 pair of pants. Your pants cost what I make in 40 hours at the shop? What else you got in your pockets? Turn that shit out. What’s in the bag, kid? Nice bike. Give it up. Just leave it on the ground. All of it. Leave the pants too. Start walking. Get the fuck outta here. Go try golf or something. You’re a fucking embarrassment.
When I first saw the pic, I thought it was going to be another one of those “man caught having sex with his bicycle” stories.
To be honest, I’m entirely not sure I’m not looking at a guy having sex with his bicycle. In three hundred and sixty dollar pants.
Credit to my man Brad over at urbanvelo.org for posting that shit first and giving me something to bitch about.by