Oh my. First I was reading about our dear unfortunate brother across the pond who took “bike love” a step to far.
And then some.
A “cycle-sexualist” caught half-naked in a compromising position with his bicycle has been put on probation for three years.
Robert Stewart’s unlikely perversion has been analysed in chat rooms around the world after he was caught by two cleaners who walked in on him in a hostel room.
Robert Stewart arrives at court
The 51-year-old was naked from the waist down and when the women opened the door he paused only to ask, “What is it, hen?”, before continuing to “move his hips back and forth as if to simulate sex”.
More on the poor bastard here: news.bbc.co.uk
Kinda leads into this trainwreck:
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At least it provided me with a title for this piece.by