Comments on: From the It Sucks To Be Him file . . . http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/13/from-the-it-sucks-to-be-him-file/ Two Wheels. One Dark Lord. Thu, 24 May 2012 01:50:15 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Goat http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/13/from-the-it-sucks-to-be-him-file/#comment-4995 Goat Sat, 24 Nov 2007 01:28:14 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/13/from-the-it-sucks-to-be-him-file/#comment-4995 The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!" Okay. It isn't an alligator joke and it isn't set in Florida but.....well...shit. The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: “Okay! Okay! I’m a rabbit! I’m a rabbit!”

Okay. It isn’t an alligator joke and it isn’t set in Florida but…..well…shit.

]]> By: John http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/13/from-the-it-sucks-to-be-him-file/#comment-4715 John Wed, 14 Nov 2007 12:51:12 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/13/from-the-it-sucks-to-be-him-file/#comment-4715 why kill the gator? guess you never had fried gator tail! gators are nifty, they won't eat you alive, they drown you stuff you under a log and let you marinate for a few days... then they eat you..... down here in floriduh, anytime a gator plays chef, they get the boot. gator skin boot that is............. why kill the gator? guess you never had fried gator tail!

gators are nifty, they won’t eat you alive, they drown you stuff you under a log and let you marinate for a few days…
then they eat you…..

down here in floriduh, anytime a gator plays chef, they get the
boot. gator skin boot that is………….

]]> By: Bikepunk http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/13/from-the-it-sucks-to-be-him-file/#comment-4712 Bikepunk Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:37:17 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/13/from-the-it-sucks-to-be-him-file/#comment-4712 Why the fuck they kill the gator? It did a better job than the keystone cops they got. Fuckin assholes. Why the fuck they kill the gator? It did a better job than the keystone cops they got.

Fuckin assholes.

]]> By: bikesgonewild http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/13/from-the-it-sucks-to-be-him-file/#comment-4711 bikesgonewild Wed, 14 Nov 2007 10:36:33 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/13/from-the-it-sucks-to-be-him-file/#comment-4711 ...10-4... …10-4…

]]> By: John http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/13/from-the-it-sucks-to-be-him-file/#comment-4706 John Wed, 14 Nov 2007 08:52:56 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/13/from-the-it-sucks-to-be-him-file/#comment-4706 Remarkably efficient system of justice they've got down there. Remarkably efficient system of justice they’ve got down there.

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