The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
I love his lee press on sideburns. Super fun live.
Unknown yea he is a funny mofo
I live in North Carolina and Unknown Hinson rolls through my neck of the woods about every 3-5 months. I’d highly recommend his live shows…I’ve seen about 5 of them. Buy him a few shots of “party liquor” and watch the fireworks commence. And those glue-on sideburns never fail to crack me up.
Also, check out Squidbillies on Adult Swim. Unknown Hinson is the voice of family patriarch Early Cuyler.
hinson does rock the shit out of NC, but last time he was in raleigh he played a 20-something minute Hendrix jam. but AWESOME up to that point.
Saw this guy open for Reverend Horton Heat, in Solana Beach, a couple of years ago. Fun show. It’s always a treat when you actually *enjoy* the opening act, as opposed to just tolerating them whilst waiting for the headliner. The crowd was totally into them as well.
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oh. my.
i think my testicles just ascended from fear.
I love his lee press on sideburns. Super fun live.
Unknown yea he is a funny mofo
I live in North Carolina and Unknown Hinson rolls through my neck of the woods about every 3-5 months. I’d highly recommend his live shows…I’ve seen about 5 of them. Buy him a few shots of “party liquor” and watch the fireworks commence. And those glue-on sideburns never fail to crack me up.
Also, check out Squidbillies on Adult Swim. Unknown Hinson is the voice of family patriarch Early Cuyler.
hinson does rock the shit out of NC, but last time he was in raleigh he played a 20-something minute Hendrix jam. but AWESOME up to that point.
Saw this guy open for Reverend Horton Heat, in Solana Beach, a couple of years ago. Fun show. It’s always a treat when you actually *enjoy* the opening act, as opposed to just tolerating them whilst waiting for the headliner. The crowd was totally into them as well.
show me yer brayusts
Dad?
When is he comin to Flag?