Time is a cruel mistress…

Remember when the Spice girls could be considered ‘hot’? Or at least ‘do-able’ ? If you could get past the annoying caterwauling and bullshit?

Yes, time is a cruel mistress.

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I bet Beckham has to drink kimself to sleep every night. I know I would.

—bikepunk

13 Responses to “Time is a cruel mistress…”

  1. DrunkenBiker Says:

    As ugly as I am, I can’t say shit. ha ha

  2. bg_cyclist Says:

    It’s quality not quantity. So I’d definitely bang the one that hottest one, instead of all of them like I would have back in the day.

  3. John Says:

    “As ugly as I am, I can’t say shit. ha ha”

    +1.

  4. mrpedal Says:

    You’re all looking at this from the wrong perspective. 180degrees may change your answer.

  5. DrunkenBiker Says:

    Oh My Gawd.

    mrpedal…..Was that link really necessary ??

    I’m sitting here enjoying a few beers and a bag of Chips Ahoy and you force me to see those nasty ass road burns.

    If I throw up tonight, it’s all your fault.

    PS: Hell yea I dunk em. Don’t knock it till ya try it. ha ha

  6. Bush43 Says:

    so what?

    the top photo is what she looks like now, and the bottom photo is what the computer projects her to look like in two more weeks?

  7. Mario Chippo Says:

    fag

  8. bikepunk Says:

    “You’re all looking at this from the wrong perspective. 180degrees may change your answer.”
    Yup. Lights out, face down in the pillow, a few beers… Sure. but to wake up to that???? Talk about coyote-chewing-you-arm-off ugly.
    The only one I’d still poke is the redhead… You seen her abs lately?

  9. bikesgonewild Says:

    …yer call…beckham spice OR ducklips jameson…lights on, frontside up, two beer max ???…

  10. Joe Says:

    face down ass up..

  11. bikepunk Says:

    …that’s the way we like to fuck.

    Who sang that? Damn, now Im going to be walking around all day singing that behind every nice ass I see…

  12. Cycling Ninja Says:

    This is awesome! I have always thought she is so fugly!

  13. Gorrila Luv Says:

    Say wasn’t she the one that did all the humming in the Spice girls? Hum this Baby and do it to the National anthem.

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