Tonight is the big spooky Halloween Costume Bicycle Scavenger Hunt.
I’m staying in.
And what’s on the list worth all of 15 points out of a max of 20?
I’ve known about it for a few days. But still, the phone is ringing, people are looking for me… It is interrupting my “sofa time”.
I’ve taken the bull by the horns. My autograph. Stapled to the wall out front. Don’t even knock. I don’t give a shit. Just take one and leave.
Don’t forget to tip the ladies…
And, yo, the first person to grab one… came in a car!
Oh, the irony!by