Ed Zachary Disease

A woman was very distraught over the fact that she had not had a date or any sex for over 5 years.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr.Chang.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, “OK, take off all your crose.”

The woman did as she was told.

“Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.”

Again, the woman did as she was instructed.

Dr. Chang then said, “OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.”

As she did, Dr. Chang shook his head slowly. “Your probrem vewy bad.

You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.”

The woman asked anxiously, “Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?”

Dr. Chang sighed deeply and replied, “Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look Ed Zachary like your ass.”

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The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

10 thoughts on “Ed Zachary Disease

  1. Etymologicallly curiousity leads me to guess that the word “Holla” is derived from the Portugese-Mexican word Hola…ain’t?