Comments on: Festina is for Pussies http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/ Two Wheels. One Dark Lord. Thu, 24 May 2012 01:15:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 By: Dudes, http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4374 Dudes, Sat, 03 Nov 2007 19:44:48 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4374 That story is lame...and so is Klasna. btw, what does "flick lives" mean" That story is lame…and so is Klasna.

btw, what does “flick lives” mean”

]]> By: old Cali-mon http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4367 old Cali-mon Sat, 03 Nov 2007 16:43:39 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4367 'im sure festina had more going on than that ‘im sure festina had more going on than that

]]> By: bikepunk http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4363 bikepunk Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:20:59 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4363 I like to smuggle turds in my rectum. That way when I get searched by Homeland Security, I can feel like a terrorist. I like to smuggle turds in my rectum. That way when I get searched by Homeland Security, I can feel like a terrorist.

]]> By: big jonny http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4362 big jonny Sat, 03 Nov 2007 13:41:21 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4362 Fuck Andy Reid and fuck his two sons. I hope the young guns end up in jail and the Fat Fuck gets bounced outta Philly. They are dead to me. Fuck Andy Reid and fuck his two sons.

I hope the young guns end up in jail and the Fat Fuck gets bounced outta Philly.

They are dead to me.

]]> By: sommerfliesby http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4357 sommerfliesby Sat, 03 Nov 2007 11:39:12 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4357 Anybody else enjoy the beautiful irony provided by the links at the end of the article? Oh yes! Yes! Please let me buy an Eagles ringtone! hahahahahahahahahaha! Define Loser (capital "L" is intended) : Anybody who smuggles ANYTHING in their rectum. Do this, and you have a problem that really needs to be addressed. Anybody else enjoy the beautiful irony provided by the links at the end of the article? Oh yes! Yes! Please let me buy an Eagles ringtone! hahahahahahahahahaha!

Define Loser (capital “L” is intended) : Anybody who smuggles ANYTHING in their rectum. Do this, and you have a problem that really needs to be addressed.

]]> By: John http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4356 John Sat, 03 Nov 2007 04:46:32 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4356 there's gotta be a lesson in there somewhere. can't wait for the press conference where these two losers complain that expectations are too high for rich white kids dealing dope in the 'hood. there’s gotta be a lesson in there somewhere. can’t wait for the press conference where these two losers complain that expectations are too high for rich white kids dealing dope in the ‘hood.

]]> By: Ryan http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4354 Ryan Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:53:02 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4354 Ah . . . rich white suburban kids gone bad . . . I just don't feel sorry for some fat lazy grown up kids still living at their parents mansion in Villanova suckin' on their mama's tit while acting all thug and driving a Plymouth Township. . . . . fucking pathetic really. No wonder why the Eagles suck so bad. . . . Ah . . . rich white suburban kids gone bad . . . I just don’t feel sorry for some fat lazy grown up kids still living at their parents mansion in Villanova suckin’ on their mama’s tit while acting all thug and driving a Plymouth Township. . . . . fucking pathetic really.

No wonder why the Eagles suck so bad. . . .

]]> By: DrunkenBiker http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4352 DrunkenBiker Sat, 03 Nov 2007 02:19:41 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4352 A'ight. As anyone brainy enuf to open a can of spam will realize from my last post, I am 1/2 in the bag. If I was fully in the bag I would say I was as sober as a 12 year old choir boy. Tho..I did actually start drinking as a 12 year old choir boy. Peppermint Schnapps. Went down like Snapple back in the day. And no you pervs. My ass is still one way. Anyway. I'm trying to shoot a load in Bill Strickland's face over his last post. And I'm not getting anywhere. <a href="http://sittingin.bicycling.com/2007/10/perfectly-selfi.html" rel="nofollow">Post here</a> I hate spandex. I have Bicycling mag coming in every month cause I made the mistake of signing up for 2 years when I got into this biking shit last year. Do they ever give a bad review to a bike ?? If yes, I missed it like Paris Hilton missed every class presented on how not to be a skank whore. And it's too cold to ride. And I'm out of work. And I haven't gotten laid since Jonny posted something that didn't make me want to yak. And the really fat chick next door is starting to look good. Gawd my life sucks. Hey bikepunk. I hope you get your bike bike. And I hope it's painted pink when they return it to you. Oi vey. I need beer/pussy/food/something. This Empire is going to end soon isn't it ?? A’ight.

As anyone brainy enuf to open a can of spam will realize from my last post, I am 1/2 in the bag.

If I was fully in the bag I would say I was as sober as a 12 year old choir boy. Tho..I did actually start drinking as a 12 year old choir boy. Peppermint Schnapps. Went down like Snapple back in the day. And no you pervs. My ass is still one way.

Anyway.

I’m trying to shoot a load in Bill Strickland’s face over his last post. And I’m not getting anywhere.

Post here

I hate spandex. I have Bicycling mag coming in every month cause I made the mistake of signing up for 2 years when I got into this biking shit last year.

Do they ever give a bad review to a bike ?? If yes, I missed it like Paris Hilton missed every class presented on how not to be a skank whore.

And it’s too cold to ride. And I’m out of work. And I haven’t gotten laid since Jonny posted something that didn’t make me want to yak. And the really fat chick next door is starting to look good.

Gawd my life sucks.

Hey bikepunk. I hope you get your bike bike. And I hope it’s painted pink when they return it to you.

Oi vey. I need beer/pussy/food/something.

This Empire is going to end soon isn’t it ??

]]> By: Zena O'Phobic http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4351 Zena O'Phobic Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:50:32 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4351 I blame the French. Or the Democrats. Like there's a difference. I blame the French. Or the Democrats. Like there’s a difference.

]]> By: George Crawford http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4349 George Crawford Sat, 03 Nov 2007 00:11:48 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4349 Oh won't someone please clean up football. Scrimmage Clean george Oh won’t someone please clean up football.

Scrimmage Clean

george

]]> By: DrunkenBiker http://drunkcyclist.com/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4346 DrunkenBiker Fri, 02 Nov 2007 23:37:29 +0000 http://drunkcyclist.com/wordpress/2007/11/02/festina-is-for-pussies/#comment-4346 I read that article and said....Well fuck a duck. Which brought to mind an old diddy. Sing it with me boys...to the tune of Row, row, row your boat. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. 69 a porcupine. Orgy at the zoo. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Finger an orangutang. Orgy at the zoo. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Eat a grape, rape an ape. Orgy at the zoo. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck. Screw a kangaroo. Masturbate with a snake Sunning at the zoo. Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck Gently in the ass Roll around on the ground Until you cum at last! I read that article and said….Well fuck a duck. Which brought to mind an old diddy. Sing it with me boys…to the tune of Row, row, row your boat.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.

Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!

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