This might be an indicator of how bad he needs the dope.
Ashley Olsen and Lance Armstrong were spotted at the Rose Bar in New York Monday night. The two seemed to be really enjoying each other’s company, according to Page Six:
Our bar spy said, “They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m.”
No, wait… don’t. This goes BEYOND Schadenfreude. This is just plain hysterical. I can’t even explain my emotions this early in the AM about what I just read. Holy hell.
—bikepunk
edited to add this pic of….. this thing.
November 1st, 2007 at 5:41 am
I need more pics.
November 1st, 2007 at 6:34 am
yeah, sesame street did call and they want their muppet back,. holy fucking shit lance. you were the leader of the athletically free world, welcome to your new role as a leader of the alphabetically free world. i think the girl from highschool musical might be 17 now too. have a nice time watching Smurf reruns.
the real bummer is i was in NYC the past few days( more posting on that later) and was even in the Rose but missed my old teammate.
November 1st, 2007 at 6:49 am
Eh. What’s the big deal ??
Couple of beers and a Kevlar condom and I’d do her.
November 1st, 2007 at 6:57 am
Is Anna Nicole still dead?
November 1st, 2007 at 7:04 am
this gives me hope. that a thirty something bike geek with a little extra cash can still score a 21 year old rich slut with a twin sister
doping really does pay off
amen.
November 1st, 2007 at 7:22 am
This is a travesty. I’m speechless. That is unheard of.
November 1st, 2007 at 7:27 am
WOW she is totally hot… if your into dead whores.
November 1st, 2007 at 7:46 am
Thats just too damn funny. I think that just made my day. In fact, I know that just made my day. Thanks for that.
November 1st, 2007 at 7:47 am
WTF is wrong with you people? Lance survives cancer, wins the Tour, wins it again another 6 times to prove it wasn’t a fluke, walks away with more money than the rest of the peleton put together and is now, despite only having one bollock, banging a chick 15 years younger than him.
HE’S LIVING THE DREAM, BABY. LIVING THE DREAM!
November 1st, 2007 at 7:53 am
Lance is a Man Ho, And doing a good job of it…he fucks Hot Skinny bitches worth big bucks…My Dream….
November 1st, 2007 at 7:57 am
Vive le roi!
November 1st, 2007 at 8:26 am
one word: twins.
November 1st, 2007 at 8:38 am
tap tap.. hehe
November 1st, 2007 at 9:04 am
This is all wrong. It’s going to be at least a couple more years before she starts looking his mother.
November 1st, 2007 at 9:43 am
poems anyone???/
November 1st, 2007 at 9:58 am
I wonder if Lance’s kids have any of the twins’ tweener movies on video.
“Hey, mommy, which one is daddy boinking?”
November 1st, 2007 at 10:16 am
…think john c has got it…
…lance, doin’ the double…
November 1st, 2007 at 10:29 am
just call me patron
nobody’s been tested more
guess I’ll fuck a corpse
November 1st, 2007 at 10:37 am
Lance thinks she’s a little too fat for him
but she has good drugs
rumor has it he’s training her for the ladies le tour
November 1st, 2007 at 11:02 am
He is having relations with a Troll, they are living Troll dolls.
November 1st, 2007 at 11:09 am
I have two words for L.A.
…Jessica Simpson
November 1st, 2007 at 11:33 am
Sheryl was the dream, this is night of the living dead…schadenfreude doesn’t touch this one…
how much dope would this require?
lots
November 1st, 2007 at 1:46 pm
If he’s willing to stick his dick in that, imagine what he’s willing to put in his arm.
Actually, I don’t think I want to use my imagination too much on this one at all.
What a moron. I would say more if I weren’t so afraid that he’d sue me.
November 1st, 2007 at 2:18 pm
Little chicks make your dick look BIG, Lance knows!
November 1st, 2007 at 2:29 pm
…take me around the world tonite, daddy…
..how about just seven hard laps around france, baby girl…
November 1st, 2007 at 3:49 pm
“Little chicks make your dick look BIG, Lance knows!”
Amen, brother. A-fucking-MEN !
November 1st, 2007 at 6:00 pm
ditto. his dick is so small he couldn’t satisfy a real woman.
November 1st, 2007 at 10:11 pm
All of the dirtbag cyclists I know (myself included) are really into bitchin’ bikes, drugs, and sleazy little girls. By extension, Lance must be the king of the dirtbag cyclists because he rides the most bitchin’ bike, gets the best drugs money can buy, and is crammin’ the priciest, sleaziest little girl around. He’s all custom-built carbon fiber, EPO, and Ashley, and everyone I know is all Surly CrossCheck, pot, and the girl that works the morning shift at circle K. I don’t necessarily agree with his choice of bikes, drugs, or women, but seriously, hats off to Lance. He’s doing shit his way, and who don’t fucking like it? What good is fame and fortune if you can’t use it to satisfy some freaky yen to bang a superstar death princess?
Good for you Lance. Conscience makes cowards of us all.
November 3rd, 2007 at 6:39 am
More of the same: http://www.people.com
http://www.cnn.com/video…aqui.olsen.armstrong.cnn