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…senor o’grady, may yer lap be full of warm, ah, cat, even if ya have to pay for it…
Cat jumps on my lap
just to show me his ass hole
all the goddamned time
Two Niners are gay
they can’t corner for shit
suck a big black dick
shhh! carmen’s sixteen
don’t suggest to my old cat
it’s OK to go
Patrick, may Ike climb trees to her heart’s content in the Summerlands, and herd turds with Tina. You’ll be with them both in time, no need to rush things.
Opus
Sheet! You fellers cain’t evun spel good… its POME, ain’t it?
dehydrated cyclist
is very very thirsty
probably named DAN
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…senor o’grady, may yer lap be full of warm, ah, cat, even if ya have to pay for it…
Cat jumps on my lap
just to show me his ass hole
all the goddamned time
Two Niners are gay
they can’t corner for shit
suck a big black dick
shhh! carmen’s sixteen
don’t suggest to my old cat
it’s OK to go
Patrick, may Ike climb trees to her heart’s content in the Summerlands, and herd turds with Tina. You’ll be with them both in time, no need to rush things.
Opus
Sheet! You fellers cain’t evun spel good… its POME, ain’t it?
dehydrated cyclist
is very very thirsty
probably named DAN