Comments on: Happy Sundays, Bullshit Mondays

By: jill rumspringa

jill rumspringa — Thu, 18 Oct 2007 04:18:24 +0000

how about praising the domestic god and calling him “bobby crocker”??

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 20:09:49 +0000

How about “self toucher”, “ST” for short.

By: Marty

Marty — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 08:27:13 +0000

“how bout Douchbag!

Seems to be popular with the girls here in Tucson!”

– cwbyker

“Wait, Jackass is popular or the name Douchbag is popular?

Or, both?”

– big jonny

…i think he meant that DOUCHBAGS are popular with the girls in tucson, right? Gotta love those CLEAN Tucson girls.

I gotta name for Jackass — how about the Marinater? Marenator? Mareneater?

oops. too dirty? sorry.

By the way — thank you Juan Grande for the kind kind words. Mom was never so generous. that may be why i have this pathological need for approval. if i was a girl i think i’d be a slut.

By: cwbyker

cwbyker — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:50:34 +0000

maybe try douch-ass or jack-bag, or bag-ass, or douch-jack. Any of which will likely get a response of some kind.

By: John

John — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 04:51:27 +0000

“That reminds me: Jackass needs a new nickname. I’m getting sick of calling him “Jackass”. He seems to actually enjoy it. And I can’t be having that. Not on my watch.”

Learn to enjoy him enjoying it and he’ll probably start hating it.

By: Andrew

Andrew — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 03:19:21 +0000

How about, “FUPA Juice.”

By: big jonny

big jonny — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:16:53 +0000

Wait, Jackass is popular or the name Douchbag is popular?

Or, both?

By: cwbyker

cwbyker — Wed, 17 Oct 2007 01:53:23 +0000

how bout Douchbag!

Seems to be popular with the girls here in Tucson!

By: shut up and ride

shut up and ride — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 22:44:10 +0000

fucking A!!!
October 15, 2007
The Casino Syndrome

Peace,
Joe

By: veelz

veelz — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 22:05:39 +0000

I like to keep the alliteration going, it helps jonny keep things straight. How ’bout “jerkoff”? I have crewed the 24 in the OP, and ridden it (remember the year the water bottles froze?, how about all the mud the next year?), you need those people, DQ or not.

By: Wade Newsom

Wade Newsom — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 17:44:41 +0000

Thought I’d throw in my 2 cents for a new nickname for Jackass. I’ve always been fond of Dingleberry. It’s got a nice ring to it.

By: at100

at100 — Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:22:08 +0000

had a taste of crewing for an ultrarunning event last weekend at the Arkansas traveler 100 mile trail running race. the heat and humidity were sick and some motherfer from oregon won it in like 18hours, full metal.

giant tarantulas, copperheads, rattlers. this is bat country! is that a stick? no it’s just a venomous snake. over half the field dropped or were pulled out of the race.

I watched and sipped on shitty miller ‘chill beers’ best thing since zima. suprisingly if you can FIND a liquor store in AR chances are they will have fat tire ale, go fig.