Paolo Bettini praises Satan for bringing him a second world-championship win

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Paolo Bettini
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At least he’s down with Satan.

14 Responses to “Paolo Bettini praises Satan for bringing him a second world-championship win”

  1. bikesgonewild Says:

    …why, that little devil…

  2. DJ Muff Says:

    I just choked on a Clif Bar I laughed so hard.

    Do the have a test for satanic enhancement? Has that even been banned yet?

  3. my fav rider Says:

    my favorite rider of all time.. sic shot

  4. bert olio Says:

    So are sacrificing chickens and drinking the blood of virgins covered by WADA rules on performance enhancement? Or is Dick pound actually Beezlebub himself?

  5. John Says:

    you said dick pound.

  6. bikepunk Says:

    I was praising Satan before it was cool, and he never got me a win with nothin. Fuck that guy.

    I DID get my On-One carbon fork today, so I got that goin’ for me… Review to come after celebratory beers, steerer-cutting (bike-bris?) etc…

    Just remember kids : Satan loves you too. He just has a bad publicist.

  7. bikesgonewild Says:

    …you had a ‘devil’ of a time getting that (pitch)fork, it seems like…perhaps connections ???…

  8. jesus christo Says:

    I have been praising Satan for years now and all I got to show for it is a shitload of debt and a fucking jehovahs witness tree decoration.

  9. Evil_Bumpkin Says:

    Fucking sweet!

  10. chopper Says:

    he is the love child of dick cheney.
    http://www.zeitgeistmovie.com

  11. Seoul Brother Says:

    I’m down with Cthulhu. Better return on your investment.

  12. John Says:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42365

  13. vincevega Says:

    dude is evil

  14. caveman Says:

    I think the devil made him do that, look at his facial expression!

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