Should I laugh, cry or applaud?

After being drilled by a wayward drunken motorist, I’d be lying if I told you I didn’t fantasize about shit like this.

Milwaukee bicyclist shoots motorist after near-collision

MILWAUKEE — A bicyclist shot a motorist after the man’s car nearly hit the bike on Friday night, police said.

The 28-year-old driver of the car stopped to check on the bicyclist, who had fallen to the pavement around 10:45 p.m., police said.

The bicyclist got up, fired three shots and hit the driver once in the shoulder, police said.

The motorist drove to the house of a friend, who then took him to a hospital. He was treated and released.

Police said they were looking for the bicyclist on Saturday. No other details were released.

startribune.com

Should I laugh, cry or applaud?

Go for the hat trick and try all three?

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The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

9 thoughts on “Should I laugh, cry or applaud?

  1. I think it is fucking awesome that the cyclist was packing heat while on the bike. The only way this story could get better, is if the cyclist was a female!!!

  2. Had a big to do about this over on BikeJournal. Consensus was he had probably been hit before and after the near miss thought the driver was coming back to finish him off. PTSD will make you do fucked up things.

    Opus

  3. I would have shot out two of the motherfucker’s tires and then shot the assclown in the stomach (where it would hurt like a bastard) and once in the wrist.

    Payback is a motherfucker.

  4. Damn straight. Shoot the tires and make that motherfucker drive on rims to try to get away.

    On the flipside, he did stop and check on the cyclist…

    Damn…too much thinking about it makes it harder to enjoy.

  5. …i propose that cyclists all get to carry paint-ball guns…roving bands of paint-ball police pull over vehicles w/ more than three color of the day “tags”…five tags per week & yer off the road for a month…no frivolous shooting allowed or ya get yer privileges taken away…

    …if it doesn’t work out, maybe we’ll go w/ the plan by milwaukee’s finest…who, i’ll bet is in his garage painting his bike, at this very minute…

  6. Holy SHIT! I have LONG fantasized about this but to see it actually in print…

    And even better the perp is still on the lamb. That’ll make drivers on Capitol think twice before crowding some commuter to the shoulder next time…

  7. Shit like this makes me damn glad that high-grain high-velocity rounds, Starfire hollow points, and Glaser safety slugs are legal. A good hollow point to the wrist would make the motherfucker into a stubby little bitch real quick.