Jumped the Shark

I get a shit ton of email. And I still haven’t caught up on all the shit I missed while I was rubbing my dick between two rocks up in Colorado.

I thought ya’ll might like this one:

From: Michael
Subject: RE: Andromeda Strain
Btw, professional cycling has officially jumped the shark. I don’t give a fuck, I am throwing out all my lycra and going back to early 90’s basics, a tshirt, baggy shorts, camelback and a beer/bonghit. And yea, I will see you on the ROAD.

I hear you. I’m going for steel bikes with downtube shiftlevers. Fuck all.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

3 thoughts on “Jumped the Shark

  1. Welcome back, kids. Some of us never left.

    Also: Eat till you’re not hungry, and ride until you’re too tired. That’s your new training program.

  2. Im glad I never left the ‘baggy shorts and beer’ crew. Camelback only comes out when its over 85 degrees and Im going on longer than 70k.