The feud

My wife looks at me this morning as she sits in front of the mirror putting on her makeup, “Do you think 50 Cent will stop rapping?”

“What? Do I think who will stop rapping?”

“Don’t you know about the feud?”

“What feud?”

“50 Cent said if Kanye West’s album beat his he’d quit rappping. And Kanye’s album is totally beating his.”

“Why would I know that?”

“You’re the wigger in this house.”

“Does that make you my baby-momma?”

And so it goes…

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

24 thoughts on “The feud

  1. ohh shit.. fiddy,, u own a engry water company.. let k-west try and drop some beats.. ” try “

  2. Oh man.

    50 Cent ?? Fiddy ?? K-west ??

    I have no fucking clue who any of these people are.

    And I feel strangely happy about that.

    Of course, after 8 beers, I feel strangely happy about just about everything.

  3. Man.

    I’m up to 12 beers and I have nothing but respect for Johnny, Landis, Genghis Khan, whoever the fuck.

    I’m so fucking happy, it’s all good.

    I mean really.

    Why is it diff to dope up to feel good on a Friday nite and not to win a race on any given Sunday ??

    John

  4. Kanye whimes at the MTV awards, 50 gives up… Next thing you know NWA will do a reunion tour with Lil E and Flava Flav will have his own TV show.

    wait a sec.,..

  5. bikepunk yo

    you can’t put NWA in the same topic with these pop hip hop sell out queers unless you quote IceCube puttn a cap in Eazy-E after the fact “big dicks in yo ass is bad for yo health”

    anit even the same ball park

  6. I love a viewer who logs in here to tell us he is drunk after 12 beers. right, if you gotta tell us you are fuck up you probably aint

    yo

  7. Fuck all them punk ass bitches. Kanye is a bigger bitch than Mario Cantone and the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy hosts – COMBINED. Fitty looks like it would take him an hour & a half to watch “60 Minutes.”

    None of them are worth more than a squirt of piss off a donkey’s ass compared to Run-DMC & Jam Master Jay (God rest his soul). And let’s not forget about Slick Rick & Doug E. Fresh.

    All y’all bitches best recognize!

  8. cycling site goes on about rap. Here is a question if I tend to smoke a bowl before a race is that considered Doping???? What if I drink a beer after the first fifty of a hundred off road event. All you blood doper’s suck…mtb rider forever.

  9. “I love a viewer who logs in here to tell us he is drunk after 12 beers. right, if you gotta tell us you are fuck up you probably aint”

    Nope.

    I am SPECTACULAR in that regard.

    I actually type better drunk than sober.

    Talking is a different subject. We won’t discuss that here.

    But yea. 99.999% of this here United States of America is doped up 99.999% of the time.

    And yet we bitch about Landis ??

    As Fiddy would say…..Huh ??