This is Jackass writing to let you know that I just received a bad news phone call from Big Jonny. Big Jonny is in jail in Colorado Springs. Can you believe that a nice upstanding guy like Jonny could be in jail????? Wow!!!
Big J is not going to be posting for quite some time. How long you say??? I’m not sure. Perhaps someone could let me know how long it takes to get out of jail if you are arrested for masturbating in public. Is a library public? He said only a few people were watching and that he only really drew attention to himself when he tripped over the pants around his ankles.
Anyway, his bail is only $2000 and his court date is in a month. Anyone that would like to help: Send anything you can spare to the Save Jonny fund or just buy a pair of fucking socks or a t-shirt, or a beer cozy, or even just a bottle opener from his site. Anything will help
God bless and god speed to Jonny in his quest to be free of jail!
Thanks for listening, THE Jackass
— edit — I just figured out what jackass has been doing in his corner of the hotel room with my laptop… Fucker. I’m not in jail. Fuck you Jackass. Sorry everyone. I’ll keep a better eye on him in the future. And try to remember to log out when I leave the computer running in the corner of the hotel room. —by