Big Jonny has neither been caught up in the Rapture nor sent onward by Christian Soldiers (although rumor has it that he has agreed to pose for a series of new angel statues to be installed at Nude Life Church). It’s just that The One Dark Lord decided to spend his tour of duty in Bibleburg at the only Silicon Mountain hotel without high-speed Internet access, or indeed access to much of anything at all, including downtown, where we keep the booze, java and porn. Regular transmissions will resume shortly. That is all.

4 Responses to “Fear not”

1. bikesgonewild Says:
   September 13th, 2007 at 4:49 pm

   …dammit o’grady, this better not be subterfuge for some evil plot you’ve concocted…

   …post a picture of big jonny holding today’s newspaper so we know everything on the up & up…

2. pirata Says:
   September 13th, 2007 at 8:02 pm

   Could be worse, they could have a Focus on the Family conference in the hotel while there.

3. dentext Says:
   September 13th, 2007 at 8:53 pm

   Really, He got stuck in the mens room at the airport.

4. bikesgonewild Says:
   September 14th, 2007 at 10:54 am

   …ya mean he’s on ‘craigs’ list ???…