The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure.
Flagstaff, Arizona, USA
I thought it was the Gay Republican Evangelical (aren’t all those terms synonymous?) capital of the Western US?
Do you live there? How fucking stupid. Move your dumbass elsewhere.
I been there… once.
Sucked puss, didn’t it?
Word! the springs suck!
…like myrtle beach but not ???
i farted there once
IN dallas people have a lot of things that suck, (kennedy, dick armey, Criswell and worse) but it’s still an OK place. CS is just fine. We’ll open a few ‘re-education camps’ once the fascists hace been driven from power to fix those people.
CS has a nice main street. It’s no Pueblo, thou.
It’s not as bad as you think. It’s much, much worse.
I’ve only been there to race on the track… It’s a strange place but it does have some decent food, a velodrome, and Pike’s peak. And Colorado has good beer, what more do you need in life? I don’t have a velodrome in Knoxville, and I didn’t have one in NM… how lame is that?
Despite some jesus freaks there are some seriously kick ass mountain bike trails in that town. Hit up all the stuff in Cheyenne Canyon and then go eat at Alfonsos on 21st.
I wouldn’t live there for sure but it is a big destination in the winter months since the trails don’t get as muddy as the Denver trails.
who invited you anyway, if you don’t like it here go back to where you came from and don’t come back
I met a pretty cute chick on a plane to Denver. She was bitchin’ about having to take a bus there. I thought about offering a ride, but didn’t…fate?
like SxPxDxCx (or whatever the fuck) said, in spite of sucking some major ultra-conservative-christian dick, there is some killer riding down in the Springs….I reccommend riding up Gold Camp Road and carving down Capt. Jack’s trail for some serious fun – or just go for a good road ride in the Garden of the Gods…Cheyenne Mtn. rocks too – then go get drunk at Old Chicago and yell “Satan Rules you Evangelical Fuck-Stick!!” while waving your dick at passers-by….or maybe not….
LOL,, get a job.. love it.. hey do we need to start a BEER or the day board?? just a thought.. after my interview today..
Peace…..
Joe
They generally present you with one of these on your way into town.
This website is suddenly like a graveyard with lights. Bright yellow lights that blind you and make you look fat in pictures.
As opposed to looking fat in person. Which I don’t.
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Oh man. I’m going for a long ride.
If you are bored check out the men’s room on the second floor of the Citadel Mall. The guys can be a bit preachy but talk about getting a golf ball through a garden hose. Nothing like the second coming!
you all keep bashing CSprings…its a complete shithole, worst trails in the country, more bible beaters than anyone could imagine, pissed off airforce and army heads everywhere, no beautiful women, no single women…meanwhile i was riding some sick-ass trails today off barr, down heizer, upt…thought i was in crested butte momentarily til i ran smack into a church on the trail…go to denver, fruita and moab to ride…he heh
If you are bored check out the men’s room on the second floor of the Citadel Mall. The guys can be a bit preachy but talk about getting a golf ball through a garden hose. Nothing like the second coming!
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We have two main products: God and Tacos.
I thought it was the Gay Republican Evangelical (aren’t all those terms synonymous?) capital of the Western US?
Do you live there? How fucking stupid. Move your dumbass elsewhere.
I been there… once.
Sucked puss, didn’t it?
Word! the springs suck!
…like myrtle beach but not ???
i farted there once
IN dallas people have a lot of things that suck, (kennedy, dick armey, Criswell and worse) but it’s still an OK place. CS is just fine. We’ll open a few ‘re-education camps’ once the fascists hace been driven from power to fix those people.
CS has a nice main street. It’s no Pueblo, thou.
It’s not as bad as you think. It’s much, much worse.
I’ve only been there to race on the track… It’s a strange place but it does have some decent food, a velodrome, and Pike’s peak. And Colorado has good beer, what more do you need in life? I don’t have a velodrome in Knoxville, and I didn’t have one in NM… how lame is that?
Despite some jesus freaks there are some seriously kick ass mountain bike trails in that town. Hit up all the stuff in Cheyenne Canyon and then go eat at Alfonsos on 21st.
I wouldn’t live there for sure but it is a big destination in the winter months since the trails don’t get as muddy as the Denver trails.
who invited you anyway, if you don’t like it here go back to where you came from and don’t come back
get a fucking job!
I met a pretty cute chick on a plane to Denver. She was bitchin’ about having to take a bus there. I thought about offering a ride, but didn’t…fate?
like SxPxDxCx (or whatever the fuck) said, in spite of sucking some major ultra-conservative-christian dick, there is some killer riding down in the Springs….I reccommend riding up Gold Camp Road and carving down Capt. Jack’s trail for some serious fun – or just go for a good road ride in the Garden of the Gods…Cheyenne Mtn. rocks too – then go get drunk at Old Chicago and yell “Satan Rules you Evangelical Fuck-Stick!!” while waving your dick at passers-by….or maybe not….
LOL,, get a job.. love it.. hey do we need to start a BEER or the day board?? just a thought.. after my interview today..
Peace…..
Joe
They generally present you with one of these on your way into town.
This website is suddenly like a graveyard with lights. Bright yellow lights that blind you and make you look fat in pictures.
As opposed to looking fat in person. Which I don’t.
.
.
.
.
Oh man. I’m going for a long ride.
If you are bored check out the men’s room on the second floor of the Citadel Mall. The guys can be a bit preachy but talk about getting a golf ball through a garden hose. Nothing like the second coming!
you all keep bashing CSprings…its a complete shithole, worst trails in the country, more bible beaters than anyone could imagine, pissed off airforce and army heads everywhere, no beautiful women, no single women…meanwhile i was riding some sick-ass trails today off barr, down heizer, upt…thought i was in crested butte momentarily til i ran smack into a church on the trail…go to denver, fruita and moab to ride…he heh
Oh that is fucking funny!
US Olympic Headquarters too.. go figure