The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007

Oh my fucking god…

U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent.

It had to be a Republican. And he had to be from Ohio. Well played Onion, well played indeed.

Those with IE6, follow this link: Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007

The rest of you can view the video below the fold.


Let me tell you, it doesn’t get much better than that.

9 Responses to “The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007”

  1. mxracer652 Says:

    Fuck yer IE6, firefox does just fine.

  2. Kevin Says:

    anyone notice the bill is named OPRAh? just a thought.

  3. bikesgonewild Says:

    …thank god ! a standup politician concerned about an important issue…

    …now i’m thinkin’ repub-sen craig was lookin’ to get skull fucked in that public washroom

  4. Bush43 Says:

    what the fuck is wrong with skull fucking?

    it’s just a mild extension of “I fucked her brains out.” Which is a damn noble act of male generosity!

  5. cwbyker Says:

    Well so much for fuking her in the eye so she can see ya cumming.

  6. Bree Nukka Says:

    HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA the onion WINS

  7. charlyfox Says:

    See this is what is wrong with the US politics they are over concentrating on ocular skull fucking and not putting enough emphasis on skull fucking in general, to be penetrated through the ear has left me and others permantly deaf in one ear, I will never be able to listen to music in earphones in stereo again.

  8. John C Says:

    and the vote….
    the “eyes” have it.

  9. bg_cyclist Says:

    Sounds like Ol’ Sinclair is just pissed that he’s so old the viagra won’t even get his shit up!

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