Oh my fucking god…
U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent.
It had to be a Republican. And he had to be from Ohio. Well played Onion, well played indeed.
Those with IE6, follow this link: Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007
The rest of you can view the video below the fold.
Let me tell you, it doesn’t get much better than that.by