Oh my fucking god…
U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent.
It had to be a Republican. And he had to be from Ohio. Well played Onion, well played indeed.
Those with IE6, follow this link: Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007
The rest of you can view the video below the fold.
Let me tell you, it doesn’t get much better than that.
August 30th, 2007 at 7:49 pm
Fuck yer IE6, firefox does just fine.
August 30th, 2007 at 11:50 pm
anyone notice the bill is named OPRAh? just a thought.
August 31st, 2007 at 1:40 am
…thank god ! a standup politician concerned about an important issue…
…now i’m thinkin’ repub-sen craig was lookin’ to get skull fucked in that public washroom
August 31st, 2007 at 7:58 am
what the fuck is wrong with skull fucking?
it’s just a mild extension of “I fucked her brains out.” Which is a damn noble act of male generosity!
August 31st, 2007 at 8:13 am
Well so much for fuking her in the eye so she can see ya cumming.
August 31st, 2007 at 8:36 am
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA the onion WINS
August 31st, 2007 at 8:44 am
See this is what is wrong with the US politics they are over concentrating on ocular skull fucking and not putting enough emphasis on skull fucking in general, to be penetrated through the ear has left me and others permantly deaf in one ear, I will never be able to listen to music in earphones in stereo again.
August 31st, 2007 at 9:38 am
and the vote….
the “eyes” have it.
August 31st, 2007 at 12:13 pm
Sounds like Ol’ Sinclair is just pissed that he’s so old the viagra won’t even get his shit up!