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The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007

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Oh my fucking god…

U.S. Rep. Benjamin Sinclair (R-OH) has a plan to reduce skull fucking levels in America by 5 to 7 percent.

It had to be a Republican. And he had to be from Ohio. Well played Onion, well played indeed.

Those with IE6, follow this link: Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007

The rest of you can view the video below the fold.


Let me tell you, it doesn’t get much better than that.

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The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

9 Replies to “The Ocular Penetration Restriction Act of 2007”

  3. …thank god ! a standup politician concerned about an important issue…

    …now i’m thinkin’ repub-sen craig was lookin’ to get skull fucked in that public washroom

  4. what the fuck is wrong with skull fucking?

    it’s just a mild extension of “I fucked her brains out.” Which is a damn noble act of male generosity!

  7. See this is what is wrong with the US politics they are over concentrating on ocular skull fucking and not putting enough emphasis on skull fucking in general, to be penetrated through the ear has left me and others permantly deaf in one ear, I will never be able to listen to music in earphones in stereo again.