will somebody shoot that horse!

So there you have it. Idaho’s senior senator goes down in a bathroom bamboozle, and utter silence from this Idaho masquerading as Arizona website.

What

The

Fuck?

Big “Boise” Jonny, Chopper, all the ifso factso notso, quiteso Idahoans … not a fucking peep!

Mighty, mighty, suspicious.

I am on a fucking diet. I am using Fitday to count calories. I am tired of being passed on hills by gasbags, single speeders, fat chicks and fucking coyotes carrying deer hind quarters back to the den.

No more fat fuck for me. All my bikes are cracked from the sheer behemoth of it all.

Now where the fuck is a legitimate post writer for Christ’s sake?

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About Bush43

“Long time cyclist, skier and purveyor of all that is good in this life.” SLC, Utah, USA

5 thoughts on “will somebody shoot that horse!

  1. Hey maybe Craig can be like George Michael and make a video mocking his bathroom incident. Then start getting busted for drunk driving. Fuckin’ asshat politician probably won’t even get busted as a sex offender and have to be registered online. Yet one of you good folk get good and smashed and show your junk to a telephone poll you are now a registered sex offender. And no I do not speak from personal experience.

  2. Shit man, I’ve been working on a post for hours! Hours! I work all day in this kitchen and you never like what I make for dinner!

    What? Oh yeah, I got off track there for a minute… Sorry.

  3. …thank you b43, that horse was becoming a bad habit…

    …i’d hate ta judge a book by it’s cover, but the craig*sen just seems sooo sincere refuting those claims…bet the little wifey figured out whatup long ago…

  4. I am tired of being passed on hills by gasbags, single speeders, fat chicks and fucking coyotes carrying deer hind quarters back to the den.

    Amen, brotha. Don’t forget about this guy though. I’ve got one of these duct taped to the top tube of my road bike for the day that guy passes me on the road.

  5. …apologies to big jonny !!…thought i saw pic of you in coolie hat workin’ on a burning man rickshaw…

    …my bad cuz here you been slavin’ on computo/kitchen detail…

    …i’m humbled by the sacrifices…