About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

13 thoughts on “The first annual Big Jonny Didn’t Die Sale

  1. …is ” the fist annual ” a typo or a freudian slip ??…

    …just, you know, wonderin’.

  2. Typo. And a fun one at that!

    I can’t make up shit that good. I do it by accident.

    Jerseys are planned, but no firm date to report. Spring 2008 is the best I can say at this point.

  3. …didja know, if ya lie down wearing DC socks, one way the logo looks like a wide eyed cyclops w/ a big smile…

    …’n’ if ya roll over, then the logo looks like a great big smile mouth w/ a bad ‘shemp’ haircut ??

    …ah, just sayin’ cuz i notice stuff.

  4. If the shipping wasn’t so astroglide… I mean astronomically high, we could do business. I still rock the jersey Pun snuck off to me, as well as the sweatbands.

    How about a comp. for all us fans to submit work for a DC sticker and then we all get to vote for our favorite? (Stickers are easier and cheaper than all of us trying to convince each other that our jerseys look better.)

    Im not sayin’ Im just sayin is all..

  5. I know it’s a long shot but how about some long sleeve jerseys for us that hang out in the PNW? I’m beginning to envy Grandma when she goes down to AZ every winter to party like a rockstar and play golf.

  6. very good cause.. I placed and order..:)
    I will order a Jersey when they are complete, dont race for a team
    anymore, would the rear pocket with a mock up bottle opener be nice
    lookin? any kinda rain gear.. Im moving from sun to rain..

  7. Thanks for the sale big guy:) I think I can speak for most of us when I say we’re just happy to still have you with us and entertaining us with your site. Thanks for the work you do.
    Good on Ya!!

    Looking forward to the new jerseys. Any old ones left over?

  8. Kevin – just the shirts on hand at the moment. Once I clear out some stock I’ll re-up. But I don’t think I’ll keep size runs of multiple designs around in the future. Maybe just one at a time.

    Cwbyker – No jerseys left. Expect something new in ’08.

  9. Jonny–
    Awesome, now that my biking ass has made time for a job, I can finally avoid beer that doesn’t come in a can and, alas, some new shirts.