Jenna Bush Pregnant?

I read she was getting married. I didn’t know she a) had sex out of wedlock, b) doesn’t understand how condoms work and c) was failed by the abstinence-only policies her own father pushed on the country.

Read this: michaeldarragh.com. And this: wonkette.com/dep-of-knocked-up

But I can’t say I’m really surprised. Nothing those fuckers (read: BushCo) ever trotted out was a solution to any real problem; it was all about appealing to “values voters” in the fucking fly-over states.

The man who championed Abstinence Only as our National Sex Education Program has a knocked up daughter….

Go figure.

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

7 thoughts on “Jenna Bush Pregnant?

  1. There was a guy working for Karl Rove that could get it up and actually impregnate a woman?

    That’s very, very, very fucking hard (as in not hard, except if Jeff Gannon is around) to believe.

  2. I wouldn’t fuck her with Michael Vick’s dick. Oh wait a minute – that ratfuck jizzmop has Herpes…..Yep – Have Michael Vick fuck Jenna, and let Larry Flynt sell this on PPV.