Everyone wants me to bring back the porn. I hear it all the time. Even today, I get this:
Because of that news story, I am no longer taking text messages…
But, that Miami bullshit aside, I am pleased to tell you I’ve got www.drunkcyclistporn.com running full steam. Get your porn fix there and stop bothering me with this shit.
Now if I can just get these serial killa sons a bitche’s off my nuts…by