Greetings, Rapscallions. I’d like to present for the readers, my latest tale. It’s miserably brisk, and painfully uncomplicated. I’ll put it to you like this: Brooklyn sucks. Durham is Rad. Not to ruin the ending, but the Scallywag gets nicked. I need a beer.

Chapter 1

The Middle

The End

The Moral

Thanks. Go Bike Riding.

7 Responses to “The Scallywag and The Cockduster”

1. chris Says:
   July 28th, 2007 at 2:53 pm

   I don’t think i am sophisticated enough to understand what this post means

2. snakehawk Says:
   July 28th, 2007 at 3:53 pm

   Chris, if you knew me, you’d know that 90% of the time I am 100% full of shit.

3. chris Says:
   July 28th, 2007 at 4:37 pm

   word.

4. bikepunk Says:
   July 29th, 2007 at 9:38 am

   Not to mention that 87% of statistics are made up on the spot.

5. jojo Says:
   July 29th, 2007 at 3:11 pm

   cheers and the first pint would be on me.. :) arrrrrrrrrrrr matie.
   LOLOL

6. G Says:
   July 29th, 2007 at 7:39 pm

   …and 94% of people believe them whether they’re accurate statistics or not…

7. gnome Says:
   July 30th, 2007 at 9:23 am

   Good shit flakemam.