‘Chicken’ lays an egg

Ho, ho. Michael “Chicken” Rasmussen as much as called Denis Menchov a pussy after today’s stage of Le Tour. Quacks Big Bird, as quoted by VeloNews:

“I am very happy with today. Now there is no doubt about who is the captain of this team is. I felt very clear in the head today seeing the tactics of the race. It was disappointing that Menchov couldn’t get his ass over the Galibier.”

If I time-trialed the way Chicken does, I’d keep my beak shut until Paris. He might need a little help between Briançon and the Champs-Elysees — and he might even need it from Menchov.

8 Responses to “‘Chicken’ lays an egg”

  1. mr. mike Says:

    2005 is worth a second look now…

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=EzeknUUhRoE

  2. CMC Says:

    That was pretty hilarious. Considering the long ride to Paris, it’s a bit early to be trash talking your own teammates in the press.

  3. chopper Says:

    no shit. he is a clown of a personality. two examples: we took him on the hermosa creek tr in durango in 1998. he crashed and flatted and cried like a baby. (this is at max a girlfriend ride btw)and proclaimed he hated mountain biking. we didn’t invite him to ride anymore.
    second-chandon winery saved the Napa World Cup in 1999 and put together a great venue and awesome course for a first year venue. rasmussen as reigning World champ hits press conference and talks about how shitty the new course and venue was.
    awesome dude. he’s a zoid living on borrowed time. prediction: pain. he will be 4 minutes down in paris.

  4. Mario Chippo Says:

    Great stage but plenty of pussies sucking wheel

    Chicken can back his smack

  5. jojo Says:

    well lets just say the day some pro called me a pussy on a training
    ride i almost ripped his ass in half..no name droppin here. but that pissed me off. i was on my cross bike doing “low key ride”

    ahh well life went on and i turned around, fuck him i said
    after coming to blows.. kinda fun tho- broke up the ride ;-)

    I think you really have to keep your head in this sport
    thats what really turned me off after some years of playing

    Peace,
    Joe

  6. dangerboy Says:

    There are indeed some major cocksuckers in this sport regardless of their ability in the saddle.

  7. Goat Says:

    This guy will need the whole team before he hits Paris. I like Chicken but Damn.

  8. Evil_Bumpkin Says:

    I wish he was on video saying that!

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