Really? He has a donkey?
Man, that cat’s got it all. 100% baller. Money, women, fame, and a fucking donkey.
I am so depressed.
From: TW
Subject: What game play?
Kamiel Boonen (Tom Boonen’s donkey):“I met Tom for the first time at his first fan day in November 2004. He always wanted a donkey, so the local council thought of giving me to Tom.
Oh man… he was so happy when he saw me! I got fondled immediately and I knew rightaway he would make a great boss.”“Especially when Tom is around, we all want to be at our best and show him what we can. Sometimes I do miss Tom a little, but the three of us are very enthusiast fans of him. In effect, we’ re even the best donkey-racers ourselves!”
tommeke tommeke tommeke tommeke tommeke
What kind of domesticated animals is Zabriskie keeping around the ranch out in SLC? Zebras? Lions? Turtles?
July 15th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
they keep raisins around the house
could be monkeys or birds
just a bad joke as a lead in for a great story: http://www.sltrib.com/ci_6323011
July 16th, 2007 at 7:26 am
I hear he is hung like a donkey
July 16th, 2007 at 8:47 am
I am going to have his baby.
July 16th, 2007 at 9:05 am
New masturbation euphemism…”fondle the donkey”.
July 16th, 2007 at 2:59 pm
What a cute picture of Tommyboy in the corner. “I’m a capricorn, like long walks on the beach and like to fondle my donkey.”
July 16th, 2007 at 7:43 pm
Baby donkey with no teeth and a little salt can make you want to do the chores