Zabriskie is fucking crazy

I’ve put this bad boy past the click to keep it from reloading and playing all by itself. Just hit “read more” to see Zabriskie on stage 5. Enjoy the magic.

 

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About big jonny

The man, the legend. The guy who started it all back in the Year of Our Lord Beer, 2000, with a couple of pages worth of idiotic ranting hardcoded on some random porn site that would host anything you uploaded, a book called HTML for Dummies (which was completely appropriate), a bad attitude (which hasn’t much changed), and a Dell desktop running Win95 with 64 mgs of ram and a six gig hard drive. Those were the days. Then he went to law school. Go figure. Flagstaff, Arizona, USA

22 thoughts on “Zabriskie is fucking crazy

  1. He’s out of his mind… Or wasted. You think he’s been hydrating Landis style? As we’ve learned, Whiskey = Testosterone!

  2. yeah,

    here are my fucking questions:

    For a Salt Lake City boy, where the fuck did he get that weird accent and speech cadence?

    Should we send him some care packages? A nice chicken / chocolate mole from Red Iguana?

    He doesn’t look like he’s doping. He looks tired and worked and pale. What the fuck is he going to do for the mountain stages when the EPOers go ballistic?

    He did drop to 140# (he’s about 6′) this year. How the fuck does he get so thin and still have a Elvis face?

    You make sure he answers those Jonny, as I know you’ve got SWAT in this whole biking world.

  3. Tell me this dude never fried. He has done some trip for sure. Good thing they don’t test for THC

  4. dude,

    ALL the chicks out here take it in the ass. How the fuck do you think they maintain virginity for the Mormon wedding day? Its IN the State Constitution!

    If it’s in the ass, its not “real” intercourse. Amendment III Article II.

    Sheesh!

  5. DZ is is the man. The guy from that gary (without the r) mag interviewing him is a complete idiot toolbox and DZ’s expression reveals it. DZ shows his cards and I love it.

  6. DZ is is the man. The guy from that gary (without the r) mag interviewing him is a complete idiot toolbox and DZ’s expression reveals it. DZ shows his cards and I love it.

  7. I like DZ as well, he’s got a pretty dry sense of humor. I dig Chris Horner’s daily interviews a helluva lot more. He’s just more animated and not so aloof.

  8. I’ve been watching his interviews w/ VeloTV and my question is why does he keep doing them when it seems like he doesn’t enjoy it one bit?

    And he’s high – get him a Sammy dog!!!

  9. Yo, my call is some valium. No other way would a cat be so tongue in cheek without blowin’ his cover.

  10. Methinks young Davy is honestly baffled by anyone seriously wanting to know the answers to these kinda questions.

    We be sittin’ around watchin ‘n’ readin about it & he be out doin’ it, tough day after tough day with plenty a tougher days to come.

  11. he’s been hanging with PacNW folks too long…

    that and why waste energy being a fucking blowhard loudmouth?

    save that energy for the fucking bike…

  12. As soon as he retires I hope VS. (or whatever they call themselves in a couple of years, oln, vs, douchebags ‘r us…) hires him. They need to clean house over there. Their post-live coverage crew is about exciting as an AA meeting.

  13. DZ IS THE MAN…EVERYONE SHOULD CHECK OUT HIS WEB SITES. Maybe we are all crazy, and he is the SANE one? Maybe he is tired of being beaten on like a dog. Maybe he sees all of the bullshit up close, everyday. Maybe he wishes he could run DRUNKCYCLIST.com stickers on his bike, but the MAN is holding him down…