Early Fourth of July fireworks

Rob a 7-Eleven, you go to jail. Better you should lie to the authorities and obstruct the investigation into the 2003 leak of a CIA operative’s identity. But if Dick Cheney doesn’t have your back, fuck it, rob the 7-Eleven, slam a couple of 40s and think about what kind of Bic-pen tattoo you want to get from your cellmate. And a happy Fourth to you, too, Scooter.

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About Patrick O'Grady

Making stuff up for money since 1977. Making stuff up about cycling for money since 1989. See VeloNews and Bicycle Retailer & Industry News, found crumpled near the crapper in stylish homes and pro bike shops worldwide.

2 thoughts on “Early Fourth of July fireworks

  1. fuck yeah I pardoned him … oh wait … commutated …..

    Listen up you peons!

    There is one law for your kind, and ANOTHER law for all my thieving friends and associates. It’s a TWO-TIER society.