Rob a 7-Eleven, you go to jail. Better you should lie to the authorities and obstruct the investigation into the 2003 leak of a CIA operative’s identity. But if Dick Cheney doesn’t have your back, fuck it, rob the 7-Eleven, slam a couple of 40s and think about what kind of Bic-pen tattoo you want to get from your cellmate. And a happy Fourth to you, too, Scooter.
Early Fourth of July fireworks
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July 2nd, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Paris Hilton did more time than Scooter Libby.
My God, I need a drink.
July 2nd, 2007 at 4:23 pm
fuck yeah I pardoned him … oh wait … commutated …..
Listen up you peons!
There is one law for your kind, and ANOTHER law for all my thieving friends and associates. It’s a TWO-TIER society.