People always ask me, so jonny, you been riding?
It’s like this: I’ve been riding to work these last few weeks. This is the third week. Missed one day in the second week, but that happens sometimes. Even with the one miss, this is more saddle time than I’ve [...]

Credit to Bush43 for the title of this one. I can’t come up with shit like that, I’m a dumb ass.
Like you don’t know that already.
German authorities said Tuesday they have received documents from doping expert Werner Franke which he claims show Tour de France winner Alberto Contador was involved in doping.
Franke said he [...]

From: Matt
Subject: It’s time to grow up when…
It’s time to grow up when… your childhood heroes begin to look like this:

How far behind him can I be?
This mans posters adorn the walls of my garage. The kids that come around here asks me, “Who’s the XC rider in the goggles?”
That, [...]

While the rest of the cycling world was stuck to the television and computer following the who’s who of blood transfusions and horse medication, I was riding and eating ice cream with a bunch of friends.
Ice cream is my anti-drug. Rather than making me go faster and longer it makes me go slower and [...]

We got a few things in the mix here in Flagstaff.
From: B.G.R
Subject: RACE ON
Hey there big boy. Im single a 5’10″ blond who enjoys long walks on the
beach, and bitchin underground single speed races. Willing to trade morals
for a good time. Please let me know if this is the place to [...]

You just knew this was coming.
I Believe Mayo

I don’t know about you, but I have a tremendous amount of respect for riders like Bradley Wiggins.
“I wouldn’t say I’m bitter,” He replied when asked. “I’m angered by it and it’s made my determination to come through this whole thing and to prove that there can be clean winners in this sport.”
“Ten years ago [...]

I left for a minute to go around the corner and buy a soda. And I come back to this:
Iban Mayo tested positive for EPO on the Tour de France’s rest day, July 24, it was announced Monday night. His team Saunier Duval was informed of the positive test by the UCI and immediately [...]

I got me a 30-ish Km ride in today. About mid-60’s and partly sunny. Didn’t kill me, but was just right. Just got home from my 2nd litre of fine German beer, and was wondering…
Which should I crack tonight?
Knockando or Gentleman Jack…?
Seeing as I’m asking a group of experts, let me clarify… I haven’t [...]

I got in about two and a half hours on my mountain bike on Sunday. It was raining a bit, on and off. I missed most of it.
Or, most of it missed me.
All a matter of one’s perspective, I suppose.
I screwed around a bit in that wide expanse between Fort Tuthill And [...]

I saw this one over at cyclingnews.com.
Nothing reported on their website, slipstreamsports.com, as of yet. I imagine they’ll drop a press release sooner or later.
Jonathan Vaughters has confirmed three new signings to his Team Slipstream squad for 2008, including the widely rumoured move of Briton David Millar.
In addition to Millar, [...]

Drunkcyclist would like to congratulate Wim Vansevenant on his second consecutive lanterne rouge.
By claiming his second consecutive last spot in Paris, the Belgian enters into the history books as one of only three riders to claim the double. Frenchman Daniel Masson did it in 1922-1923 and Austrian Gerhard Schonbacher in 1979-1980. Finishing as lanterne rouge [...]

Cousin Vino has hired the same two fine American Attorneys who are brilliantly steering the S.S. Landis away from the shoals. Or they’re trying to anyway. Funny thing is, they get paid the same either way.
Alexandre Vinokourov and his Astana team, forced out of the Tour de France after Vinokourov’s initial [...]

I don’t usually cite an entire article from one of the Big Cycling Websites (we are a small cycling website). But today, right here, right now, I pretty much will:
A leading German expert in the fight against doping claimed Monday to have evidence indicating that Tour de France winner Alberto Contador had used drugs.
Twenty-four [...]

I support the anti-doping effort. It isn’t easy on any side. I can understand the difficulty between the professional cyclists, race promoters and cycling organizations.
There is some truth to accusations that this is killing the sport. If the drug users, suppliers or testers are to blame is a question [...]

Watts/KG take a big, big jump when you can get that oxygen to the muscles. To do that, you need to increase the O2 carrying capacity of the blood. The ultimate test of how much O2 one can get their blood to carry, is a tough climb.
Plateau de Beille ; a steep 15.9 KM climb [...]

Greetings, Rapscallions. I’d like to present for the readers, my latest tale. It’s miserably brisk, and painfully uncomplicated. I’ll put it to you like this: Brooklyn sucks. Durham is Rad. Not to ruin the ending, but the Scallywag gets nicked. I need a beer.
Chapter 1

The Middle

The [...]

A reader writes:
From: fritzaholic
Subject: Kloden
Is it me, or is he setting up his defense for his failed test?
Andreas Klöden is sweating jail time. Something has him worried.
“Maybe I will quit completely, I fear that the sport will become criminalized and people will end up in prison,” added Klöden. “What will happen if somebody [...]

What: Single Speed Cyclocross World Championships
When: Sat., Sun. November 11-12 2007
Where: Portland, Oregon (where else?)
Why: If we don’t, the terrorists have won.
More info: Check www.sscxwc.com
Contact: danid@rivercitybicycles.com
Single Speed Cyclocross World Championships in Portland Oregon
November 11-12, 2007. Portland Single Speed Collective will host the inaugural World Championships in conjunction with a Cross Crusade event.
Day One, [...]

PRESS RELEASE BY STOLEN UNDERGROUND
I want an official apology by everyone who ever doubted anything I had to say about cycling since 2003. I am the undisputed expert and leader of the anti-doping movement. I told you about Tyler and he tested positive for blood transfusions. I told you about Lance and [...]