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So, I’m checking out Velonews early on a Saturday morning. I’ve already fed the entire female side of the family with bacon and eggs pre-shopping insanity day trip, (I’m staying home, thank you) done the dishes and made myself a cup of coffee. Site down at the laptop, read what Nik has to say, click, click, click around the web and what the fuck?
Is this thing photoshopped?
Source: velonews.com
What the hell kind of race trophy is that? Hey kid, good looking out, here is your 50 pound bell. Made by a local craftsmen in the traditional fashion, bells such as these are the pride of our mountain top village.
I don’t know whether to be more impressed with his stage win or the fact that he managed to lift that thing over his head. What, is he on the juice?
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Dude that would be the best race trophy EVER!
Bring that bitch to a cross race and you’ll be a hero.
Im already looking into one for DC. Maybe even in the same yellow…
I’ve got an itch, and it can only be scratched with more cowbell!
That’s not a cow bell, its actually an inverted metal casting of Floyd’s
scrotum made after last yrs tour. That explains the eleveated testosterone levels!