World Criterium Championships

Oh shitty.

From: Doug
Just incase you are not up to speed.

WORLD Criterium Championships will be held During Interbike Thursday Sept 27th.

The event will have Men and Women Pro-Class races, and for Interbike exhibitors, an Industry Cup Challenge (info here) worldcriteriumchampionships.com/wp/?page_id=8.

The Pro-Women’s race will be at 7:00 P.M., the Industry Cup at 8:00 P.M. and the Pro-Men will race at 9:00 P.M. with an after party hosted at Mandalay Bay. The event will feature a fast and technical, six turn, 1-kilometer course held at Mandalay Bay. worldcriteriumchampionships.com/wp.

It is the last race in a 10 race series.

Athens Twilight,   Athens, GA,   April 28
Tour of Somerville,   Somerville, NJ,   May 28
CSC Invitational,   Clarendon, VA,   June 2
AT&T Downtown Austin Criterium,   Austin, TX,   June 16
Iron Hill Twilight Criterium ,   West Chester, PA,   July 7
Wells Fargo Twilight Criterium ,   Boise, ID ,   July 21
Presbyterian Invitational Criteriumb ,   Charlotte, NC ,   August 4
Chris Thater Memorial Criterium ,   Binghamton, NY ,   August 25
Parker Criterium ,   Parker, CO ,   September 15
World Criterium Championships ,   Las Vegas, NV ,   September 27

More race series info here. usacrits.com

Industry Cup teams of four? Oh, I can find four.

Members must be full time employees in the cycling industry whose primary income is derived from working for the company entering the event (not as spokesmen).

If my guys made a sum total of dick last year, and I paid them a sum total of dick, does that mean their primary income was my dick?

I mean, does that mean we’re in?

And what are you afraid of, drunkcyclist winning? Shit, we’ll be too drunk to find the start line.

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3 thoughts on “World Criterium Championships

  1. Jonny, what the heck am I supposed to do for porn now??? I relied on you for some nice flash tones that didn’t blow up my PC and you’ve abandoned me.

    Your site is still good reading though…

    Pedro (aka Rooter)
    Kamloops BC