That’s it, another Whiskey if the books. I’d say “Whiskey 50″ but your author admits he did only the fifteen mile course this year. And “Whisky 15″ just doesn’t have the same ring to it. That said, the 15 was stiff. It went from the, even though I did not The guy who was first [...]

From: BGR Subject: Great Divide Hello All, It’s Randy. I’m going to try and do some mass updates, so hears the first. Let me know if someone wants added or subtracted. I’m in Bozeman MT. 805 miles in 8 day. No rain, just one small drizzle in southern Wy. Northern UT was the hardest past, [...]

Tomorrow I drive down to Prescott and try my hand at the Whiskey. In years past I’ve done the 25 and 50 mile versions. This year I’m aiming for 15. I figure if my mugs splashed across the page I should really make an effort to be there. 15 miles with one feed zone. What’d [...]

Some people get in so deep supporting one man over another, that they get themselves backed into a corner with no clear way out even if the man they backed is turning south on them. You should see the dumb shit being spewed out at places like the Velonews forum and the hundred other blog [...]

From velonews.com/news/fea/12273.0.html LeMond unplugged: Former Tour champ meets the press By Jason Sumner VeloNews.com This report filed May 17, 2007 Following his startling testimony on day four the Floyd Landis arbitration hearing at Pepperdine University in Malibu, California, three-time Tour de France champion Greg LeMond held an impromptu press conference in the hallway outside the [...]

Got this one from my man Bike Punk. Oh shitty. I mentioned that today is a holiday here. My wife just informed me that it is also Father’s day. It always falls on christi Himmelfahrt, and (get this…) Its a day where the kids traditionally spend with the dad, while the dad goes out (im [...]

ANGRY DRAGON Immediately after you blow your load in a girl’s mouth, smack the back of her head and make it come out her nose. When she gets up she’ll look like an angry dragon. ARABIAN GOGGLES A “seldom-seen” maneuver when you put your testicles over her eye sockets while getting head. (Picture it: ass [...]

Also known as: A day late & a dollar short. Computers both help and hinder in equal parts. I’ve been saddled with a lame horse of a machine of late, one which inexplicable turns off and loses data. Apparently, whenever it fucking feels like it. And yesterday it felt like it a lot. Some IT [...]

I purposely avoided talking about the guy in last night’s post on the “other” DC. You know, that static html site I can’t wait to throw from my shoulders like the Alabatross that it is. I just couldn’t quite psyche myself up for wading into the shit stream which was Falwell’s existence on this planet. [...]

Jerry Falwell, founder of the ‘Moral Majority’ is dead. I turned on the TV last night to CNN, and heard the announcement. I actually threw up my fists and said “WOO-HOO ! ! ! FUCK YOU YOU FAT FUCK !” He deserved to die slowly and painfully. If you think he was good or decent [...]

This is the future of drunkcyclist. I’m sitting at a desk miles from home and hours from finishing up here at work. I’m not on my “normal” machine here at the office, the one I’ve been using for two months. She’s all broken at the moment. Gave up the ghost I’m afraid. I blame Microsoft. [...]